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Text Jokes and other cool Junks When you have nothing to say but still want to keep in touch, guess what you do, you send jokes. Funny or not, text jokes sent by friends keeps us in touch with each other. Adult Content Warning: Some text contains adult themes that may be offensive to younger browsers. >>TIP: Sending these text jokes to your phone is easy. First highlight the the desired joke then copy (Ctrl+C) and go to MobilFunk SMS center then paste it on the message console (Ctrl+V). Sex is like... Sex is like Nokia (connecting people),like Nike (just do it),like Pepsi (ask for more),like Samsung (everyone is invited),like menthos (full of life) and like me (2 gud 2 b true). Fuck is fuck is good love is funny a lot of people fuck for money but if you think that fuck is funny fuck yourself and save your money Hot sex.. There is hot sex, fast sex, group sex, safe sex, leather sex and telephone sex and for people with your face NO SEX! Spanish Poem "El papa y mämä la bömbä sä cämä. trés bésés birädà cön tödö römänsä. el papa pägöd na el mämä güstö pä. el papa täcäs na pörqüé TT nya MAGA NA! Sex in Spanish Wat s sex in Espanol? "Vamos tumba la cama, entrada mi picoy tu fwerta, con atras abante; no pwersa pero sige rapido birada, cargada cemilya todo discarga. OLE!" Kid 1 NUSERY TEACHR:hu do u tink wil go 2 heven, ur mom or ur dad? KID:i tink its my mom. i herd her last nyt shouting. "OH GOD! OOH,GOD! I"M COMINGG! AHHH!" Prepaid Sex How to use the Prepaid Sex: 1. Scratch the protective panty. 2. Press the nipple. 3. Enter the penis. 4. The voice will confirm if your sexual intercourse is successful. Coffee Q:wat COFEE coses Breast Cancer? A:KAPEpisil Q:wat COFFEE coses Breast Lumps? A:KAPEpindot Q:wat COFEE coses Vaginal Iritation? A:KAPEpinger SO AVOID COFEE Sperm age guy's sperm acdg 2 age: 10-14 uhog ng buko;15-21 makapuno;22-29 sago;30-39 sago w/ arnibal;40-60 kaong;61-75 chinese blk gulaman;76 above ihi nalang! Junior First month he said...........MAMA second month he said.............PAPa third month he said..............DEDE fourth month.....................YAYA!! one year old he said.............MAMA! PAPA DEDE YAYA!! What women say What Women Say: Teenage girl: Kiss me, but marry me. Wife: No money, no honey. Mistress: With house, open blouse. Secretary: Forget your wife, always remember me! Kumare: Wala ang pare mo, pwede na tayo. GRO: No pay, no lay. Pokpok: Money down, panty down. Salesgirl: Buy me this dress, I give you happiness.Madre: Gusto ko sana, may pari bang kakasa? Biyuda: Matagal nang wala, ikaw ay pinagpala. Matandang dalaga: Noon pa sana, ngayon, paano na? Virgin Boy and girl after sex: Boy: First ba ako sa iyo? Girl: Oo naman! Boy: Really? Girl: Bakit ba lahat kayo ask ng the same question? Kinds of girls Mga tipo ng babae habang nakikipag-sex: Submissive - "Bahala ka na, ipasok mo na..." Enduring - "Aray! Sige pa, kaya ko pa." Scandalous - "P*tangina mo, sige pa!" Unsatisfied - "Ano ba 'yan? Idiin mo pa kaya, 'no?" Kinds of profession Sex by profession: Bankers do it with interest Policemen do it with cuffs DJ's do it by request Dentist do it orally Med reps do it with samples Nurses do it by rounds Celebrity Quotes See, the problem is that God gives men a brain
and a penis, BUT only enough blood to run one at a time. There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting
that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say
they cause severe swelling. So, what's the problem? In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads
for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not
paying enough attention to women's breasts? According to a new survey, women say they feel
more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in
front of other women.They say that women are too judgmental, where, of
course, men are just grateful. Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need
a place. Ah, yes, divorce......from the Latin word meaning
to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
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